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(no subject) [Jan. 15th, 2006|02:47 pm]
[teen-o-meter: | ecstatic]
[music monitor : |janes addiction]

Hey everyone!!

A couple of days ago I saw "The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe" with Charlotte.

That movie was top quality, i especially liked the special effects. I have a lot of favourite scenes in the movie, as illustrated in these wicked screen caps:

here is Peter confronting the White Witch who is trying to get all wicked on Aslan's ass:
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And here is Lucy being saved by some fucking rad Leopards. Leopards are like my 4th favourite animal:
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This is the absolute coolest thing ever, Lucy is being crowned Queen by a Lion. Look how fucking happy she looks. Her eyes are closed in excitement. Awesome:
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My favourite part of the movie was when Mr Tumnus was crouched down in his ice cell whimpering. Man Mr Tumnus is good, while I was watching that scene I thought "Gee, the guy who plays Mr Tumnus sure is a good actor. And funny, and smart, and handsome." And then I got to thinking that one day I could meet Mr Tumnus in his little house near the light pole and he would take me back to his house and sing me to sleep. That would be super. So when I got home after the movie, and after Charlotte left I started draing Mr Tumnus in my scrapbook. And now I have heaps and heaps of Mr Tumnus drawings. Mr Tumnus has a strip of back hair, that is awesome. I'd like to see Peter do that.

Anyway, I have to go to my room to put up all my drawings of Mr Tumnus now. BYE!!
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2005|09:03 pm]
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I'm meant to be writing my assesment on Euthanasia:

LIFE AND DEATH TUG OF WAR
The whole Terri Schiavo story
15-year saga of brain-injured woman no clear-cut, right-to-die case. In colour!

One day, Terri woke up and went to the kitchen. She didn't get breakfast - she was bulimic! She was fat and rather rotund in high school, so rather than paying money to go to Jenny Craig, she chose the more convenient option of bulimia. She sat there in the kitchen, while unknown to her, her potassium levels were decreasing at a surprising rate! She walked out into the hall and fell over. She had just collapsed. Her cheating husband ran over to her and tried to save her - but ALAS! She was brain-dead due to no oxygen. Her collapse was caused by a potassium imbalance! Who would have known?

For the next 15 years, Terri went on many exciting adventures. People called her names, like a vegetable. She didn't care, because legally, she was dead. They put tubes into her and fed her because of her selfish right-wing fanatical Christian pro-lifer parents. They brought in an army of Christian soldiers to fight for Terri's life. What life, you may ask? No life. Exactly. Her brain, due to lack of functionality, had turned into a grey slush! Oh noes.

Her 'husband', who had clearly moved on from having a vegetable for a wife, one day decided to kill her in the way that she had provoked her state of brain-deadness - starvation. The Christians revelled in the irony and pleaded the higher court of America to let the vegetable woman, better known as Terri, to live. Unfortunately, their god didn't help them and they lost and Terri died. The end. She now lives in heaven, sharing a high-rise apartment with Pope John Paul II, who was killed by Ratzinger in a battle of the starship troopers and lightsabres.

67% of this information may or may not be fictional. YOU DECIDE AMERICA!
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pitythefool
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